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Lousy Computer-

Fion, if u are reading this...so sorry for not linking yr blog up...even after such a long time! My com's got some real problem man!! I edited my template so many times but it keeps hanging and I cannot finish editing my template in 5mins (dats how long my com usually operates before hanging)

How long, How long...will my computer slide??? lol sounds like some Red Hot Chili Peppers song...

Lamers All Around-

Yesterday was eating with Shaun, John, Joanne, Yee Ching. Sudden realisation of one thing that they all hold in common: They are all SUPER LAME!!
Haha...John n Joanne is expected...Shaun n Yee Ching...dark horse...heh heh....n another thing that they are similar:
They all study in Yio Chu Kang!!
Haha...Yee Ching n John Nyp(loser!!=p) Shaun n Joanne Yio Chu Kang Sec...lol!
I felt so outcast...cuz I was the only Non-loser, smart, non-lame person around=) I was juz kiddin!

-"Updated" blog!

Alright...since many of you are scolding me for not updating, I shall update more ok??Hahaha...But seriously, what do YOU wanna hear from me?? Do you wanna hear stuff like:
"Today I woke up at 9am...den arh...i fell asleep again...den i woke up again...fell asleep...woke up...Oh no!1Pm...lunch time...den i go lunch...wah! the stall I went to...sell char siew rice...so cute the sign board! yellow lights....the bowl was beautiful...it was blue...same colour as the plates they give...blah blah blah"

-Lunch at Cambridge!

Went lunch with some church peeps at this place called....erm...cambridge road or something...haha! Go there try one day ok? Nice food good price old school style!
A word of advice for TPYMers:
1. Always ask for more meat if u're eating duck rice with Huiyu ok? If not she'll complain no meat!
2. Always ask for extra pair of chopsticks n extra lime when eating noodles with Gina ok? Cuz she'll surely drop her lime n her chopsticks on the floor!
3. Always bring a road directory when Wei Feng's driving ok? Hohoho!

Come Come Paradise-

Naruto fans!! I found the book "Come Come paradise" the one that Kakashi always reads when he fights! (written by jiraiya) If you are not a naruto fan...hmm...Become one? Haha...but PLEASE, don't watch 50episodes within 2 days ok? (Song Lee, you overdid it) N PLEASE, don't wake up at 7am and watch naruto until late afternoon ok? (Darryl, well done for being yourself, but please keep it down!)

The Time Limited Computer-

Argh! My com sux! I'm typing this as fast as I could handle! Cuz this com would crash after 5minutes of usage! What a dumb com! It's time to get rid of it I guess. I do not mind early birthday or christmas/new year/hari raya/april fool/youth day gifts! I want a com that can operate for more than 5 mins!

Disgusting Incident-

I was ironing my clothes today, and during the process, a moth(is that how u spell it?) fell on my shirt!??! It's not a normal moth. It was totally disfigured with wings dropped off and deformed/melted. I then realised that it was actually hiding under my iron. The moment I switched on the iron, it was melting/killing the moth! n it fell on my shirt??!? Haha...but i wore that shirt out anyway=p

Biography of Jacob's Computer-

Piang!Com got problem! Probably due to those spyware...couldn't use my internet browser! So this post came late! It was meant for wednesday 13th april.
Hmm...let me introduce to you guys my little toshiba lap top. Basically, it's laptop that cannot function beyond my home! The battery is spoilt, the mouse doesn't work, certain keys on my keyboard doesn't work, harddisk is faulty. On top of that, the cd drive cannot read cds n the floppy cannot read floppy disks! The real sad thing is that the screen is also spoilt! all u see is hazeline snow....pure white beautiful graphics...dat's about all the screen is capable of! So i have to plug my com to a power adapter, with external mouse, external monitor screen, external cd drive external everything! I just hope the power button won't spoil...(cuz there's no such thing as"external power button")

Work work work-

Finally started working after infinite slacking! Catering jobs r boring! But we've got our chance to buffet after work! woohoo! The buffet was great! Prata piled up like mountains, beef as plentiful as the sands on the beach...noodles long enough to tie up all the prata n beef that was mentioned earlier! But the ppl too beng/lian already. It's amazing how those people could work to earn money to eat n smoke, eat n smoke to finish their money, and therefore generate a reason to earn money again. Life seems so boring in their perspective...

Naruto Fever-

Crazy Darryl Soon woke up at like 7am??!! Just to watch naruto...n he stayed infront of the com until like around 3pm! man! Matthew n John was at the other room...watching naruto also! Imagine 4 guys in a house, in 2 seperate rooms, watching naruto for 7hours??haha! I was sleeping most of the time thou...zzz

Part Time Taxi Driver, Full Time Sex Researcher-

As usual, I overslpt n was late for drum lessons. Decided to take a cab. There I met this weird taxi driver. He's some old uncle. After I got on the cab, he asked me
"boy, don't mind me asking, what do u think of teenage girls nowadays? Today while driving, got this young sec sch couple, wah!!they kiss from chua chu kang to orchard non stop!! Hohoho! confirm have sex before arh! I don't mind driving them to those cheap geylang hotels!"
Throughout the whole journey..he also told me about "interesting" topics, like: "The probability of ngee ann girls being lesbians" "How modern girls "eat" modern guys"
He even describe to me how non virgins r like second hand cars! haha! That guy's an expert man! All I could say was "oh icic" "haha ok"
For Naruto fans out there...doesn't this weird guy reminds u of "ero-sannin"?? haha!
A truely interesting driver...thou "porno" he's actually a guy full of insights...makes me wonder why r there so many smart n talented people in singapore ending up as cab drivers just because they are old. These people could be making big money with their brains...if only they had the resources n chance to..

-Temasek Poly Prom Nite

Wow amazing!A year 2 student going for a prom night! Haha! Was there playing guitar for some realli good singer in my school! his name's wei yi! man! He rocks! People would only probably remember me as the guitarist beside him! He's a great singer! The best thing is I was able to enjoy grand hyatt's free dinner(worth $60)! There was this really cute/hot girl who sat same table as me! She plays in a band too! cool!

-Supper @ McDonalds

After the prom nite we went to macs for supper! Realli glad dat i've gotta know Wei yi n his friend Mel better! Really nice peeps! Normally poly ppl r very surface n kinda fake! It was really great to know 2 peeps who wears their hearts on their shoulders! Realli true n nice peeps! Mel! If you ever see this, thx for everything n jiayou man!!!haha! u shd know wad I mean! n Wei yi! Wake up yr idea man! Haha! Do something for the music industry!

-Accident

We've originally decided to leave at like 11...but ended up leavin at 4plus! haha! n just before we got onto a cab, there was this stupid female driver! oh man! she reversed without looking, n she almost bang Wei yi! It was dat close, 1 second to a near death experience! We were all shocked....even those ppl who came outta china black were shocked....it was really that close...thank God! n dat stupid female driver...dun tok n drive when u can't handle man!!

-My Results

I can't believe it!!!Got my results today! had 2 B+ n an A! oh man! I really wasn't kiddin when I said I might fail this sem, having done badly for my tests. Was just shocked that my results were so good! I've always expected my group mates to rate me badly for my projects. Never did I expect that they gave me marks so high, dat attributed to the fantastic results. Really give thanks to God for wad He has done!

-Night Safari

Haha! who would believe it! a bunch of singapore teens gathered n decided to go zoo/night safari??!? outta the world! (zoo especially) but it was sure fun!

Nice animals! so cool! didn't realised that singapore had the best zoo n uniquely singapore night safari...!the toilet totally rocks too! when u do yr business there, it's like shitting in the middle of forest. coolness!

-AMK Ramen Sucks!

AMK Ramen sucks big time! the one located at jubilee center...it's concept is poor...they're basically redoing what every other jap food outlet have done, but in a very sloppy manner. N HOW DARE THEY CHARGE $9 ON A BOWL OF NOODLES THAT'S SO SMALL! food sucks...chili was overpowering...spoiled the taste. They could have thrown in spoilt food n it would taste pretty similar!
So guys! never go there alright? I think the name's ramen ten or something.

-The Paradox of Human Desires

Why...why...why...why...why
Why does a handicap desires to be an athlete?
Why does a poor woman desires fine living?
Why do i always desire for things that I could never reach?
Why do i always desire for things that aren't made for me?

If i cannot reach...or those things aren't meant for me, why do i so badly desrie them? I don't wanna be like this but this is how I'm made. I don't have a choice but how can I cope with it?